Bad Translation: Much Ado About Nothing, Final Scene

Ini gara-gara video yang aku sertakan di sini. Sebenernya ga pake translasi juga udah kocak banget. Cuma karena iseng saya bikin translasinya juga. Silakan dinikmati.

Benedick: David Tennant

Beatrice: Catherine Tate

English	Indonesia
BENEDICK Which is Beatrice?	BENEDICK Mana Beatrice?
BEATRICE [Unmasking] I answer to that name. What is your will?	BEATRICE [lepas topeng/veil/atau apa pun prop-nya deh] Aku. Kamu mau apa?
BENEDICK Do not you love me?	BENEDICK Kamu ga cinta aku?
BEATRICE Why, no; no more than reason.	BEATRICE Nggak. Biasa aja.
BENEDICK Why, then your uncle and the prince and Claudio Have been deceived; they swore you did.	BENEDICK Berarti pamanmu, si pangeran, dan Claudio udah ketipu dong. Mereka sumpah kamu cinta aku.
BEATRICE Do not you love me?	BEATRICE Lho, bukannya kamu yang cinta aku?
BENEDICK Troth, no; no more than reason.	BENEDICK Nggak lah; biasa aja.
BEATRICE Why, then my cousin Margaret and Ursula Are much deceived; for they did swear you did.	BEATRICE Berarti sepupuku, Margaret, dan Ursula juga ketipu dong, mereka sumpah kamu cinta aku.
BENEDICK They swore that you were almost sick for me.	BENEDICK Mereka bilang kamu setengah mati sayang sama aku.
BEATRICE They swore that you were well-nigh dead for me.	BEATRICE Mereka bilang kamu cinta mati sama aku.
BENEDICK 'Tis no such matter. Then you do not love me?	BENEDICK Yang bener aja. Jadi kamu ga cinta aku?
BEATRICE No, truly, but in friendly recompense.	BEATRICE Nggak, cuma temen aja.
LEONATO Come, cousin, I am sure you love the gentleman.	LEONATO Udah deh, aku tahu kamu cinta cowok ini.
CLAUDIO And I'll be sworn upon't that he loves her; For here's a paper written in his hand, A halting sonnet of his own pure brain, Fashion'd to Beatrice.	CLAUDIO Dan aku sumpah dia juga suka kamu. Ini ada tulisan tangannya. Puisi-puisian yang dia karang sendiri buat Beatrice.
HERO And here's another Writ in my cousin's hand, stolen from her pocket, Containing her affection unto Benedick.	HERO Ini ada lagi, tulisannya Beatrice, aku curi dari sakunya, berisi rasa sayangnya buat Benedick.
BENEDICK A miracle! here's our own hands against our hearts. Come, I will have thee; but, by this light, I take thee for pity.	BENEDICK Ajaib bener ya! Tangan kita bisa nulis sendiri. Udahlah sini, aku nikahin kamu. Tapi cuma gara-gara kasihan aja.
BEATRICE I would not deny you; but, by this good day, I yield upon great persuasion; and partly to save your life, for I was told you were in a consumption.	BEATRICE Aku ga nolak. Tapi aku nyerah cuma biar kamu ga mati patah hati aja.
BENEDICK Peace! I will stop your mouth. (Kissing her)	BENEDICK Hush! Jangan berisik. (cium Beatrice)